Who’s on First..??

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17 ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept. Lying about Benghazi ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the voter fraud ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: ” Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: ” I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history? ”
Bob : “THAT’S THE ONE!”

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